December 2011
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go to the family doctor Its all worth it
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Ant-Zombie Boy
My 7-year-old brother was running up and down the hallway vigorously for about four minutes, making gnarly noises with his mouth, skipping very fast and curling his arms into a T-Rex position.
Upon asking him what he was doing, he replies with, “I’m an ant zombie.”
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>that feel when you buy your favourite album on vinyl
>that feel when it’s cheap, but expensive elsewhere
>that feel when it’s rare and hard to find
>that feel when it’s already shipped
>that feel when it’s 1st print
>that feel when it has the original Superman on the cover
>that feel when its has unique etching idiosyncrasies: ”Tribe Of...
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An Irrational Critique on YouTube comments: The...
I loath:
“Like if ___ brought you here!”
“1934 missed the like button”
“Kill yourself”
“Cocaine’s a hell of a drug”
“I’m in that weird part of YouTube again”
“240p, we meet again”
“Hey, I’m an up-and-coming artist, please take the time”, etc.
”___ Justin Bieber ___”
...
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Christmas, Ruined!
As he leant and swayed over the ornament adored dinner table, his gauntly elbow jut out just a bit too much, colliding with the opened plasticine Coke Zero soft drink bottle, losing its balance, a paternalistic amount intruded upon my twin sweet potato’s personal space, mixing and brewing right there on my plate. Taste, gone! Hunger, quenched! Christmas, ruined!
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“Santa Misses Christmas!" Pt. 1—"Why Won't You...
All the elves had caught a nasty disease a month or two ago from one sick boy in Austria while climbing down his chimney trying to get his wish list. It spread from one to the other in the workhouse, so the production of toys wasn’t quite up to scratch this year.
On Christmas Eve, Santa had just finished the last of his mead and wiped his lips with his sleeve before he climbed aboard his...
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“I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.”
– Thom Yorke
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Sometimes at night I lay awake in bed imagining how my day would have gone if I made some binary opposite desicions in the day.
But then I feel regret about things that never happened so I try not think about it.
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I'm not really feeling the Christmas cheer.
Partly because it’s warm and not cold; it doesn’t feel right. It feels wrong to enter a house or a building where it’s colder inside than it is outside.
Also because I miss my family and friends. I know I’m with my dad and I’m not complaining, but it still feels alien not to be home, snug on the couch watching Christmas specials on TV knowing all my relations are...
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“When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I...”
– Karl Pilkington
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“Christmas was complicated when I was a child. We had a big family. There wasn’t...”
– Suf Steve
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barnowl-nightkiller asked: Lyrics from one of my top three favorite sufjan songs as your title, and a picture from parks and rec on your first page. You are awesome.
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